Men’s Beach Wear Disasters
Posted by Peter Brady on Wed 13th June 2007 at 06:00 AM, Filed in Travel Tips
Ok we’ve all seen some real horrors. Quite frankly it can spoil your appetite when you see some guys packed lunch stuffed into a figure hugging pair of speedos. Ugggh!
Personally, I think there are some simple principles that all men should strictly abide by.
1. Don’t wear anything that’s going to embarrass your children. We’ve all been there when dad parades on the beach with what looks like an excuse for a napkin.
2. Absolutely never, never, ever, ever wear a thong. It’s just simply revolting on a man.
3. Speedos to be avoided at all costs. Their made for Olympic swimmers stupid!
4. Beach shorts that are twenty sizes too small allowing flesh to seriously overhang.
5. Beach shorts that are twenty sizes too big. I don’t have a major problem with this as many shorts go down to the knee which is no bad thing - what I’m really taking aim at is the shorts that are too big around the waist and hang like a tent. Not very flattering.
6. Cowells cardinal sin. Yes that’s right it’s the Simon Cowell hitch up to navel that is a serious no no. It’s entering serious, sad old man territory.
Ok, I hear you say - “What should I wear to look good on the beach this summer.”
Quite frankly theirs only one way to go:
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